"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle
"Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while" - Unknown
"Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories." - John Wilmot
"It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins." - Chinese Proverb
"If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." - Theresa Bloomingdale
"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head." - Carol Burnett
"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on." - Carl Sandburg
